My Ego Has Become Co-Terminus With The Known Universe
Rivers of London Selected as book for Cityread London 2015Author's Ego Inflates to Size of Universe!
October 31st; in a shock Halloween announcement Cityread London have admitted that the novel Rivers of London by Ben Aaronovitch as their Cityread London book 2015. Neighbours were shocked when what they thought was an unexepected total eclipse turned out to be the author's ego obscuring the sun.
'We thought it was Ming the Merciless,' said Dora Reportersister (36) of Darlington. 'But it was just this huge ego.'
A UKIP spokesman said that this was exactly what happens when you allow unrestricted emigration from the Baltic states. "The first Aaronovitch's arrived in 1900 from Lithuania," said Chumley Throatwarbler UKIP's spokesman for random statements, "and they have been taking literary and intellectual jobs from British public schoolboys ever since."
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That is outstanding news. Your book will get read by thousands of people in reading groups all over London.
Waiting impatiently for my next fix of Peter and Beverley Brook (hope Lesley is okay).