Creative Differences With A Squirrel

My wife was nice enough to pick up a pumpkin for me to carve for Halloween this year. She picked it up at the start of October. I thought this was a bit early, but she said it’d be fine. Just put it on the back patio, she said, it’ll still be good by Halloween. Just don’t carve it until then.

Apparently, the squirrel who lives near my back patio is helping me carve this year:

As you can see, the squirrel and I are having some creative differences.