Details Not Widely Known About The Smashing Of The Oklahoma Ten Commandments Monument

Apparently, a driver recently smashed the controversial Ten Commandments monument in Oklahoma. Police are looking for the vandal, but there are some details I noticed that there are details of which many people seem to be unaware. I figured people needed to be aware of this information.

For example, though not mentioned in the article, police suspect that the perpetrator may be a man named “Moses.” There are reports that this “Moses” may have become enraged when he encountered the Children of Israel worshiping a golden calf. This rage may have provoked him to vandalize the monument.

Police are reportedly following various leads, but we should all probably keep our eyes out for anyone who looks like this:

(Note: since I wrote this but before it ran, police apparently picked up a suspect. Whatever, I’m still blaming Moses.)