A Little Halloween Limerick Scene!

The cat has not gone the limerick road in a while, so I figured it was time to turn that dial. I am sure Halloween will work just fine to go all limerick like for the feline.

A black cat was walking away,
When it crossed kids at play.
The children ran,
They weren't a fan,
Of possessed Aunt May.

When walking down the street,
A man stopped for a treat.
He got his fill,
With an exploding pill,
Becoming goo on the concrete.

A pirate was out on a date,
He found his second mate.
His first was home,
Not wanting to roam,
Waiting to turn him to fish bait.

There was a happy Halloween clown,
That was never able to frown.
The kids would tease,
He would yell freeze,
Spraying them with something brown.

A kid high on candy,
Thought an object was handy.
He ran up the street,
Showing his treat,
Stealing the toy of old Mandy.

A woman was stirring her pot,
Having come up with an evil plot.
She cast her spell,
Then gave a yell,
Theresa's hair got caught in the pot.

A woman was out of money,
So she dressed as a bee to collect honey.
The honey she found,
Was rather profound,
She should have been a bunny.

A man went dressed as a rock.
He thought his costume was a lock.
It had to win,
The Halloween pin,
It did and got pinned to his cock.

A ghost floated down the road,
Stealing candy by the bucket load.
It wanted more,
So continued to soar,
Finally hitting the commode.

An Oompa Loompa joined the parade,
Wishing this Halloween would never fade.
He got his wish,
Now friends with a fish,
Poor Oompa Loompa just wanted to get laid.

And there you are, some limericks with Halloween the star. The cat tried not to go too dirty as the search engine nuts may get even more flirty. But had to for some indeed, they just slipped out at my feed. Now I am through with the sass from my limerick writing little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.