Why Carve This Thing At Your Wing?

So the cat can see faces once more, some are fun, others are a bore. But either way all that mess just causes the cat dismay. Why bother with such a thing when you can carve faces in other things at your wing?






Look at the above,
If guts you love,
Go for it.
Get your surgeon on a bit.

But two in one,
Could easily be done.
Grab the mutt and shave,
It will sure be a fav.

If your mutt has hair.
Could create a face that is rare.
Plus get a hair cut.
Two in one with the mutt.

Heck, do it to a human head.
Some hair just causes dread.
A carved mohawk for the gawker.
That would be a shocker.

The grass could still be green,
At many a scene.
So mow a face in the lawn.
Could also play an alien crop circle con.

Make a face out of money.
That would be funny.
Then pay your rent.
No need to spend a single extra cent.

Wear a mask.
That is an easy task.
Then you can be scary,
With a face like a strawberry.

Or just ask a cat,
They will help you stat.
Show a bit of skin,
Some scratches will turn into a facial win.

Draw a face on paper,
Such an easy caper.
Then tape it to the door.
Face and showing off skills at your shore.

That is a win win.
Aren't I helpful at my bin?
Screw the pumpkin,
That is just a sin.

See, no need to make a mess, you can do more with less. The cat will help all too. Just line up at my zoo. A scratch here and a scratch there and you'll have a new tattoo at your lair. You may shout something crass, but that never bothers my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.