The Randomness that is Random
Miss Bio: “Please state your full name for this interview.”
Randy: “ahem, ahem… My name is Random Ness. But people call me Randy for short.”
Miss Bio: “Mr. Random Ness, can you explain to me your role as one of RB’s muses.”
Randy: “Muse? I thought I was an imaginary character.”
Demon: “Just tell the starchy chick your purpose.”
Randy: “I’m the random, nonsensical, whimsical-“
Demon: “Pain in the ass.”
Randy: “Am not!”
Demon: “Are too!”
Randy: “You big donut head!”
Demon: “Donut? What? What the hell?“
Miss Bio: “So you truly serve no purpose.”
Randy: “I do! I do! Angel, tell her, pretty please.”
Angel: “Ah… Well… The best way to put Randy’s purpose is he… randomly spouts… random bits of… creative… randomness in order to… inspire… randomly.”
Randy: “Exactly!”
Demon: “Or to sum it up: bullshit.”
Angel: “Really not necessary, Demon.”
Randy: “You evil piece of trash.”
Demon: “Who the hell you calling trash?”
Miss Bio: *groan*
RbH
Tagged: Angel vs. Demon, creative writing, R B Holbrook, random information, randomness, the biographer
