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Primus’ Golden Ticket || Another Reason to buy...
Primus’ Golden Ticket || Another Reason to buy Vinyl
If you haven’t already heard the genius Primus and the Chocolate Factory , well, then you should probably get on it. Not just another Les Claypool fuckin around album, this is an interesting, wonky, and honed musical marriage. And what’s more: There are five golden vinyl hidden amongst the first pressing! Look at that beautiful fucking vinyl! If you are lucky enough to find one, you get free Primus concert tickets for life. Fucking seriously. Can’t argue with that prize.
I just gotta know, does that prize transfer? Like if someone buys the record on eBay, do they get the tickets for life, or just the original person who bought the record? Cause if it passes with the record, that means that you have to bring the record along to the show every time and flash it around like a backstage pass to get in, which kind of rules, except… well, that record is going to get stolen at every Primus show.
At $20 a pop, it’s hard to pass up this chance for a beautiful lifetime access pass to Les Claypool. You could probably use it to hypnotize him and take over his life. Some say the golden vinyl contains mysterious powers.
I want to see a reality show based around a man that gets this vinyl and decides “Les Claypool…I will destroy you!”
