Read This and Then Just Go Home Already

Waste the last hour of your workday on these new sites and the weekend will arrive before you know it. TGIF, drinks on me.

If you majored in Literature and are the one in your friend group always quoting something: Here’s what happens when when writers and the characters they create order at Starbucks. (The site takes submissions, too.) [Literary Starbucks ]

If you wear a lot of cashmere crew-necks but also like to take shots of Fireball: (And if you are of legal drinking age!) [Drunk J. Crew]

If your Thursday night drinks didn’t go as well as you hoped: Art is the new tigers. Raise your hand if your tinder match was at the Koons retrospective too.  [Tinder Guys Posing with Art]

If you have beef with that guy on the train, you know, the one taking up 3 seats: It turns out they’re not assholes who think the subway is their personal living room, or men with extraordinarily large balls. They’re making room for cats! [Saving Room for Cats ]

If you spilled your green juice and your jeans didn’t  button: Not your standard compliments, but that makes them better. [Daily Odd Compliment]

You like typography… but you also like models and bottles: It’s the Kanye/Wes Anderson mashup that you didn’t ask for but that you need. [Kanye Wes]

If your bookshelves are color coded: Like the best still-life Instagrams, but better, way better. [ The Collecteur]

To you, you’re welcome. To your boss, sorry.