What We Can Learn From the Micro Penis

First, for those curious about the experience, Buzzfeed has thoughtfully compiled a list of blow-by-blow (no pun intended) accounts.  Having never experienced the phenomenon firsthand, I’ll have to trust that these women’s experiences are accurate.  And they are all women.  Evidently our gay friends either weren’t invited to this forum or refused to give up the goods.  But, after reading this, I had some writing-related thoughts.

Namely that, first and foremost, what’s hot–no matter what the size of the penis, or what the kink involved–is being an adventurous and sensitive lover.  The running joke re: erotica is, of course, that all readers want is a large cock and a larger wallet.  In actual fact, I’m not sure that’s true.  While there might not be much micro penis-themed erotica (unless that’s a fetish I’m not aware of?), what the penis-having characters in erotica all have in common is that they’re good in the sack.  Mediocre writers attribute that to size; better, or maybe simply more experienced, writers acknowledge that it’s, you know, the motion of the ocean.  Not the size of the boat.  Er.  And, even more importantly, it’s who the man is outside of the bedroom.

Personality matters.

Thoughts?