The Comments Section on this NY Mag Post is the Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Day

Other than this morning’s history lesson on sideburns and mutton chops, that is.

While New York City is a fascinating and beautiful place it is also fairly disgusting. That’s not New York’s fault — despite the fact that Sex & the City claims it as its 5th character and 9 out of 10 fans would prefer to be the Manhattan of the group, as opposed to the Miranda, the metropolis is not a live being that can be held responsible for creating filth, humans are. But this isn’t about carbon footprints.

It’s about the fact that someone tied a used condom to the F Train this morning.

You can see the picture here (it’s kind of NSFW depending on where you W, you should probably be 18 to click or something, and you should definitely be operating on an empty stomach), but the real light of this story’s life is the comments section.

A sampling:

And then, there is a bit of a non sequitur about the Folgers coffee jingle which I am sure Folgers will not want to be legally associated with, but hilarious nonetheless:

A few more puns:

Talk about a TGI-F, am I right? I’ll be refreshing NY Mag all day just to read the new comments that come in, so feel free to do so with me and post your favorites below.

Images via Marie Claire Netherlands and NYC Beyond Manhattan