Rite moar books. Do it nao. I'm bored and fanfiction is boring and I don't want to apply for anymore jobs. AMUSE ME, MINION.

Master,

Mez, your minionz begz to differ … There is lots of non-boring fanfiction out there (Pleaz don’t hurtz minionz! Minionz onlyz zpeakz truthz!)  

But I iz zo glad you have enjoyed I Bring the Fire.

I am writing Ragnarok for ze Master! It is a beast … and there are lots of beasta. And andz, fire, and boom-boomz!

Mustz returnz to workz…