My sweetie and I went out to a lovely riverside dinner tonight, it was a beautiful view—seals,...

My sweetie and I went out to a lovely riverside dinner tonight, it was a beautiful view—seals, herons, sunset, and an almost full moon. Could not be more romantic.

But there was a couple in their, I would guess, 70’s, and they kept making jokes to each other about porn from long ago. I didn’t get all the references but they talked about Deep Throat, Debbie Does Dallas, and a couple other things. They were REALLY loud, like they might have been slightly hard of hearing. So we couldn’t avoid hearing all of it. 

I didn’t know whether to ask them to lower their voices or give them a high five.