The Cat Will Be Nice With A Little Spice!

Here and there the cat jumps about. He has to give all a shout. He likes to hear himself talk. At least I'm not a parrot and just squawk.

Need a little help?
Do you sit and yelp?
You don't have to fear,
Thanks to my little rhyming rear.

Those ads suck.
They try to make a buck.
Especially those YouTube things.
Can't listen to songs pluck strings.

Shove the ads in a locker.
Just use Adblocker.
Then goodbye they go.
Never again will they show.

Need to mange things at once,
And not juggle like a dunce?
Or would that be village loon?
I'll leave that up to the dish and spoon.

Hootsuite does the trick.
Manage all together some slick.
Linkedin, Facebook and Twitter.
There is no need to get bitter.

Can't do this?
Come now don't hiss.
Can't do that?
Don't spit and spat.

Odesk of Elance is as easy as can be.
Can get whatever at your sea.
Just make sure good ratings are had,
And get things done cheap at your pad.

Need followers on Twitter?
Don't buy those from the ummm spitter.
Yeah that is supposed to mean crap,
But you get my lap.

Manageflitter does the trick.
Can find fun people some slick.
And clean up your account,
No matter the amount.

Now you've been helped.
Hopefully no one yelped.
That would hurt the cat's ears.
Sorry, no free beers.

Used any at your sea? They really help me. Always a faster way to get things done at your bay. You just have to look. Got any good ones at your nook? Never trust a singing bass, just trust my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.