More News For You At My Zoo!

The cat was minding his own business the other day when those future headlines once again came on display. But this time it wasn't just stuff. It was a different future huff and puff.

2018: Betsy gets 12 more cats.
Damn, they'll never be any rats.
2016: Brian's gawk goes nation wide.
In that he must take pride.

2019: The Blue Guy turns maroon.
Wow, almost the color of my litter sand dune.
2100: The Grammar Nazi is still alive.
Damn, he can sure survive.

2032: Mark Kirkland breaks the freebie record worldwide.
In freebies she does take pride.
2015: Hank gets #1 365 times in a row.
Damn, that is dedication at my show.

2018: The Ninja Wannabe loses the Wannabe.
Pffft that has to be wrong at my sea.
2019: The Ninja Wannabe fooled all.
That is more like it at my hall.

2020: Truedessa gets to Bora Bora.
Does she find there is too much flora?
2020: Truedessa grows bored with Bora Bora.
Yep, there was too much flora.

2016: Betty gets two speeding tickets.
Damn, need to go slow like crickets.
2015: Mary gets another dog.
Four now run her blog.

2017: Humbird does a humming post.
With that she sure can boast.
2101: Manzanita is still alive.
Damn, ancient at her hive.

2020: Rosey loses her mail.
Maybe it hit the trail?
2030: Optimistic long name guy steps on a tack.
Damn, slow news day at their shack.

2021: Anne's airline goes bankrupt and dies.
No longer will she fly the skies.
2022: Old One Eye gets a plastic eye.
But people still see her and go, Oh My!

2500: R still only knows two words.
Still more than say umm birds.
2020: The cat strikes it rich.
Knowing my luck, I'd then end up dead in a ditch.

And there you are at your sea. Now you have things to look forward to thanks to me. Don't say the cat never helps you out. Did your news want to make you twist and shout? It will come to pass and you will remember it was said by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.