Is it Lunch Time? No. But Here are 5 Things to Talk About When the Time Comes

Magazines are expensive, man. Here’s a pop culture roundup so that you don’t have to stealthily read gossip rags in the aisles of Duane Reade. The only five things you need to know this AM, aside from what you’re having for lunch, are:

1. Lena Dunham’s   “N ot That Kind of Girl ”  is Now in a Bookstore Near You

Lena Dunham is ready to tell you what she’s learned. In her collection of humorous essays, Dunham touches on everything from finding true love to her life long obsession with death and dying. I hope there’s mention of Q-tips. [Amazon]

2. Joaquin Phoenix’s Sideburns Need Their Own Seat on the Subway 

Have you seen those babies in the new Inherent Vice trailer? The Paul Thomas Anderson film is one of the most highly anticipated of the year, and though I’m not sure exactly how he’s going to adapt Thomas Pynchon’s “drug-fueled’” detective story, I’m positive there’s no one better to try and no one better to star than dear ole’ Joaquin and his sideburns.

3. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Welcome a Baby Girl

…bachelors everywhere let out a collective sigh. The engaged couple are now parents to the baby girl who’s sure to give Shiloh Pitt a run for her money. She’ll undoubtedly be cooler than any of us because, “That 70′s Show.” [E Online]

4. Speaking of the 70s, Nick Offerman of “Parks and Recreation” has a new show coming out called “Full Bush”

Meanwhile, his thoughts on manscaping are that it’s “an abomination of the English language.”

5. Kate Moss Models Stella McCartney Lingerie in Support of Breast Cancer Month 

Who better than Stella McCartney to design a lingerie line for breast cancer awareness, and who better to model it than Kate Moss? McCartney explained the idea behind the neon pink bra and briefs saying, “I wanted to remind women that when they wear this set, the first thing they put on in the morning, to keep on top of their health and visit their doctor regularly.” [Daily Mail]