What Are You Going To Be for Halloween?

Give me any opportunity to dress in some sort of theme, and I’m there. An ’80s party where the century wasn’t explicitly stated on the sender’s Paperless Post? I’ve got a Benjamin Franklin bald-spot wig in my closet ready to go. A roaring ’20s fete? Obviously I’m pairing a a lion mask with a flapper dress and one of those long sticks that make it easier for lazy people to fake-smoke. Famous Couples Throughout History Dinner? Sign me up. I keep two spare Dillon Panthers hats in my life for a reason.

In fact, I love a theme so much that I can’t believe it’s October 2nd and I haven’t even asked you my number 1 favorite question right after, “Are you gonna eat that?”

I do apologize, so here it is: what are you going to be for Halloween?

Normally I have mine planned mid-July but I’m a little stuck this year, wavering somewhere between Icebox O’Shea from “Little Giants,” a tourist dad, or a mom on a cruise, all of which would enable maximum comfort and the latter two, a reason to find the nearest buffet.

Your turn!

Image on the left shot by Katriena Emmanuel, Image on the right shot by Terry Richardson for Aldo