Quite The Scene On Your Screen!

So with Halloween month now in full swing and the old Halloween Nazi giving her ring, the cat figured such monsters have to be insecure at their sea, after all, like the Halloween Nazi, they are creepy.


Insecure at your sea?Just go crazy like me.What? You can't do that?Damn, making me work at my mat.
Frankenstein you're not.You don't shout a lot.Or at least shout it's alive.Unless you step in a bee hive.
Dracula sure does suck.See, you are in luck.He sucks more than anyone.Now go have fun.
Mummies are so great.That all have a common trait. They are wrapped in TP.That is worse than thee.
Werewolves have fleas,From their head to their knees.Plus they howl and scratch,Giving themselves a bald patch.
So you top them,And their phlegm.Unless maybe if you are bald too.Then you can be blue.
Zombies are grand.They trot across the land.They eat and never get fat.They can easily go splat.
But no matter how much you stink,You aren't the missing link.They have you beat.They have stinky zombie feet.
The creature of the black lagoon,Even scares a dish and spoon.One look and it makes them crack.So no need for a heart attack.
At least you can see a blue lagoon,And go out at noon.That will perk you up,Like a butt sniffing pup.
Insecurity all gone now? See, the cat can give a good meow. Just remember when push comes to shove, you can never stink or suck as much as the above. Now my wisdom has come to pass and even the Halloween Nazi got a dig from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.