Let's All Sing A Long To When Headers Go Wrong!

So many have seen the cat's face on many a header at my place. There are many versions of me and even some of thee. Almost 20 or so you will randomly get here. Wouldn't it be scary to have 20 versions of my little rhyming rear? But not all go right. Warning, may offend your sight.

You may have seen this.This was a bit of a miss.But I used it in fun.Hey, scared everyone. Need to scare the rats away,Or to Mary Kirkland's bay,Feel free to grab and use.Pat's man boobs can abuse. That is the drawback,About working with those from the cheap shack.They barely speak English at all.You never know what you'll get to put on the wall.    Case and point!Want this on top of my joint?Grammar Nazi as santa is at play.I'm sure that would make his day.
Not even sure who the jailbird is.Maybe I should throw a pop quiz?Grammar Nazi is throwing the book at him though.Then look at the other two that show.
One was supposed to have a numb tongue.Looks like she really popped a lung.Rather umm err busty too.Betsy, will a whoopsy do?
Then that is supposed to be a worm.Around ones neck it does squirm.She is rather umm err busty too.Manzi sure dropped a decade or two.
Then there is the cat.I can be as regal as that.But I may not have such comic flare.Plus I have different color hair.

Some just turn out like this,Good, but a bit of a miss.Not as provocative as above though. Grammar Nazi may sure give a ho ho ho.
And now I leave you with a final one.It will sure make you run.Cover your eyes while you are able.This one won't ever go in a fable.

Damn, Pat has some hairy arm pits. I will grab the hair and rip it to bits. So were you scared today? Some of those, mainly Pat, sure had to make you want to run away. Now I will goes wash my eyes and let loose some gas, straight out my ever so regal little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.