TBH Just Stop

There is nothing better than when someone “gets you.” Sometimes that person is a best friend, or someone you’re dating, or maybe it’s your mom, or your grandpa, or if you’re “one of those” (no judg.) it’s your pet iguana. Sometimes, however, it’s a stranger on the Internet who excels at Twitter. Such is the case with @tbjuststop, whose name is listed as “No.”

To put your name as “No” is already funny.

But it gets better. @TBHjuststop tweets everything that has ever lived in my head and vocalizes it better than I could have. For example:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

— no (@tbhjuststop) September 6, 2014

And she understands the grueling pains of life:

making plans in a group chat like pic.twitter.com/3vEoiYBlxA — no (@tbhjuststop) September 22, 2014

She’s real. She’s not trying to hide the fact that she likes a little sparkle here and there.

“when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us” i dont see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to think i have gold eyelids

— no (@tbhjuststop) September 22, 2014

She’s the everywoman, really. A female of the people.

flirting on twitter like pic.twitter.com/OZ8pZbsnBd — no (@tbhjuststop) August 26, 2014

You can just tell she’s lived.

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to ur assigned seat

— no (@tbhjuststop) July 21, 2014

And when I say she gets me…it’s almost like she is me.

‘Where are you ???’ Me: ‘On my way’ pic.twitter.com/uPkeeGsj9S

— no (@tbhjuststop) August 26, 2014

I’m pretty sure this person is about 15 years old since she frequently talks about being mad at her parents and teachers and homework, but sometimes you a find a soulmate in the unexpected, and sometimes their name is “No.”

[@tbhjuststop]