Make Them Pay At Their Bay!

So have you ever wanted to make someone pay? I bet you have at your bay. Now I have a tip for you. It rhymes with you too. Seen this a while ago and had to give it a go.

You neighbor is a jerk,
This would be a perk.
You'd surely settle the score.
Wait until you find out more.

That family member is insane.
But you can't ship them on a train.
At least not legally anyway.
But come what may.

Are you in the know?
Ready for it to show?
Just wait and see.
Payback will come for thee.

That boss needs to die.
But then you'd fry.
Don't get all murder crazy.
This will make their eyesight hazy.

A blogger really stinks,
You've given them a few winks.
Maybe you want to stop their mess?
Easy to do if you have their address.

Have you guessed yet?
Nope, is what I bet.
But we are getting there.
Wait for it at my lair.

Your ex left you high and dry,
They even made you cry.
We can't have that.
Get payback, stat!

That mechanic ripped you off.
You could sit and scoff.
But there is a better way,
To make that mechanic pay.

Or anyone at all,
There at your hall.
It could make them mad,
Maybe just a tad.

And what is it?
I think its a hit.
And it rhymes a bit.
Why it's elephant shit.

That is right! Poop Senders will help you in your fight. You have elephant, gorilla and cow. I don't even want to know how. Saw it on DWei's blog a while back. I had to give it a shout out at my shack. Payback that way won't get you thrown in some prison bay. Now you can mail crap in mass. It doesn't even come from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.