5 Things to Talk About During Monday Happy Hour

Did you survive Monday? If so, celebrate with happy hour drinks. While you’re there, you should talk about these 5 things. For extra points, stand on a bar stool and shout, “Fuck it. I quit!” Keep reading and that will make sense.

1. Hermione has our backs 

Emma Watson gave a fittingly moving speech on feminism for the U.N. – her first as Goodwill Ambassador for U.N. Women. This “Harry Potter girl,” as Watson called herself, unveiled the gender equality campaign HeForShe, which aims to get men involved in feminism. She received a standing ovation, and Twitter replied with a resounding #yesallwitches. [Vulture]

2. Doing Office Space Proud 

An Alaska news reporter quit on air with the short but sweet, “Fuck it, I quit.” Why? It had something to do with weed.  [Uproxx] 

3. Even More Miss America Facts

John Oliver, TV’s new takedown king, went after Miss America, its scholarship claims and Donald Trump. “How the fuck is this still happening?,” he asked.

…Meaning beauty pageants, not ventriloquism. [The Wire]

4. Why the Empire State Building was Green Last Night 

Yesterday’s People’s Climate March — the biggest in history — brought 300,000 people to New York City, including Leonardo DiCaprio and a few supermodels. [Huffington Post]

Image via Instagram 

5. Now we can really tell the Fanning sisters apart

Ethereal teen goddess Elle Fanning dyes her hair brown, thereby breaking the Internet. Luckily, fans still recognize her. [The Cut]