Are You Wondering What I Wore?

Ah, fashion week, it comes and goes as quickly as a thirsty snail carrying a fifteen-story building on its shell treks through the Sahara desert. Unlike in the case of the gastropod, though, at Fashion Week, there are clothes. Not coincidentally, they are often as plentiful as the sand in the aforementioned, water-free environment.

Some are good, some are bad and some, some are great. With great clothes come responsibility that seems great peripherally, but fundamentally and in the grand scheme of things isn’t really all that much of a responsibility at all. It’s just nice. To think about, to look at, to argue about and so forth.

In the spirit of bewonderment, here’s a compendium of outfits that I wore in New York (plus one in London), which I pulled off the Internet by googling myself.

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They’re all credited and captioned within the slideshow but if you’re wondering about the various influences that inspired them, hit me up in the safety deposit comment box below and I will get back to you after the click.

Specifically about look #3, though, let me just say one word: Muppets. (Fine, three more, take New York.)