What Would Your Fashion Blogger Name Be?

When Leandra first started blogging she had a dumb ass website called “Boogers & Bagels.” I’m sure you’ve heard that a million times but it scarred me personally because she used to quiz me on it. I’d be like, “Leandra, I’m busy studying for my finals that I need to pass in order to graduate,” and she’d be like — in the MOST annoying voice with a spitting, wet lisp: “My name’s Amelia and I have to thhhudd-yyyy.”

I actually had a WordPress too at some point, though it’s now lost somewhere deep within the Internet’s waste basket (thank God). I won’t tell you more than this: an ampersand — the hashtag of 2009 — was involved in the name. That “&” sign was totally a thing back in the day. You’ve gotta admire its ability to combine any two words and give them a “nice ring.”

There are still plenty of blogs around with that pretty, loopy punctuation, but kids these days seem to be all about the one-word-wonders when it comes to titles, and everyone seems to care the most about their Instagram names. Lucky for us, the good souls at are nostalgic for the old days of Blog & Blog, so they’ve created a thing-y that will generate your very own (often alliterated, food tinged and color-wheeled) blogger name for you.

It is so fun to play with if you have something very important to do instead.

 then come back.

I got Ombré Oyster, Givenchy & Gouda, and Skipping Breakfast at Tiffany’s (used my last name for that last one). I actually did this so many times that I’m pretty sure I’ve memorized all of the possible combinations but still, tell me which ones you got.

AND THEN, even more importantly, be serious: if you had a fashion blog (if you have a fashion blog) what in the good name of triple alliteration would you call it?

Image shot by Krista Anna Lewis