My Invasion Plans (Courtesy of Meme Theurapy)

This is a re-post from three years ago, for those of you had not seen it.

We apologize for the inconvenience, but the planet Earth is scheduled for alien invasion. Your species’ custom is important to us. Please leave a message at the tone indicating your preferred choice of alien invader and why.

1. The aliens we MOST want to be invaded by are, of course, the organ- harvesting poison-gas-spewing gray aliens from M. Night Shyamalan’s SIGNS. This, for several reasons. First, they seem unable