How To Make Thee Freak Out With A Scream And Shout!

Ever want to go around blogland and lend a helping hand? No? Well you are in luck today at my show. Now you can do the opposite of that. All thanks to the cat.

Want to tick off Brian,
And leave him sighin?
Stick him in the grocery store.
He'll quickly run for the door.

What about the ninja wannabe?
That one is easy.
Just snatch is guitar.
Warning, you may not get far.

Betsy is easy as well.
One can easily raise a little hell.
Just steal her coffee maker.
She may harm the taker.

Rosey will turn and run,
Just show her a bb gun.
Actually she may back up instead.
Butt shot beats head.

Manzanita and Terry are easy.
No need to get cheesy.
Just grab some worms,
Two for one with wormy germs.

Theresa you can take.
She may drown you in a lake.
But just stop Halloween.
She'll make a big scene.

The Grammar Nazi is an easy win.
You don't even have to leave your bin.
Their are easy ways to annoy.
See what I did they're with joy?

Old one eye is waaay easy too.
Just laugh at her one eyed view.
But she may turn you to stew,
Or flush you down a golden loo.

Steal Adam's fact finding.
Then his teeth will be grinding.
Maybe a facts about no facts will come due.
I bet he'll dedicate it to you.

Mary is easy too.
Just let her dogs eat poo.
Simple stuff I say.
Bad breath all the way.

Just ask the cat if you need to know anymore. He has the inside scoop at his shore. He just scoops it out of the litter box. Their is one for Grammar Nazi Fox. Get it yet? Are you too slow to catch onto the pet? Either way you now know how to stir things up for some blogland mass, all thanks to me little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.