Today Things Aspire To Expire!

So here at my sea we are going to look for an expiry. I mean everything has it now a days. I seems we are going through an expiry phase. What, you did not know? I guess I will have to show.

Built to last!
These are iron cast.
Oopsy expiry has passed.
We made it half assed.

That part on your car,
It can go really far.
Far is relative though,
Just so you know.

That computer you use,
Can sure amuse and abuse,
Sorry though it's gonna break.
But your money we'll still take.

A can of this or that,
Will expire years later at your mat.
That has to make it good.
Such additives are just misunderstood.

That camera you use to shoot all.
It will go up on the broken wall.
After one too many a click,
It will expire some slick.

That coupon is grand.
Use it across the land.
Whoops, you are out of luck.
Hey, it was only a buck.

It also applies to people,
Forget the pointy steeple.
When out goes the fire,
A lawyer loves to expire.

Out goes the light.
That is such a fright.
For it is our desire,
To make it expire.

Forget the one that could stay on,
Lighting the way at every lawn,
For decades and more.
We have to fleece you at your shore.

Build them to expire,
So profits rise hire.
That is the way to be.
Don't you agree?

I wonder what the cat should post at his mat? We expire when dead or unable to get out of bed? Actually should be three months after that. For we are far ahead at our mat. Even that singing wall bass was built to expire unlike my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.