Farren LeNae, Life is truly like a box of jalapeño peppers!

Isn't it great how spicy life can be from time to time.  The excitement of being unemployed, (personal experience there), the joy of losing your retirement in the stock market, the thrill of seeing your ex-wife take all your money, and then telling everyone how you stole from her.  It just doesn't get much better than that.  Thank God for Farren LeNae this morning.  I am not sure I would have had the strength to get out of bed if it weren't for me running across her.  Not literally, and I am just joking honey if you are reading this.  I have to say this stuff, people won't listen to me otherwise.

So Farren LeNae will be lighting up the screen sometime soon I hope.  Still pretty unknown, it is only a matter of time.  I just can't help but wonder, since she just recently moved to the sunny state of CA, if she will continue to paint her nails.  Our esteemed elected officials in San Francisco have decided to wage war on those toxic chemicals and they are encouraging the local salons to stop using the foul smelling colorful paint.  This is all according to the Mercury News, which is actually quoting an article from The San Francisco Chronicle.

Now, which group should we lambast the hardest for spending so much time on something so stupid.  God only knows we don't have bigger issues, like feeding the homeless, or even figuring out how to house the homeless.  We get to have our San Francisco city officials wasting time, then The San Francisco Chronicle reporting it, then The Mercury New reporting that it was reported.  I am going to give the prize to The Mercury News.  Why in the hell would you buy a paper that can't even report on the news.  Do we really need to report on the news that was reported?

Maybe if they were experimenting more sexually then they wouldn't frolic so heavily in the stupidity of life.  You laugh?  Ha, well the last guffaw will be on you.  According to The LA Times, we Americans are starting to branch out sexually.  What, you say?  Seriously?  They are reporting on a survey that apparently monitors our sexual activity and we are branching out with some of the experimental stuff.  Not for any sordid reasons though.  I guess we are all just scared of catching HIV and STD's so we are forgoing the main event for some peripheral activities.

Now, don't you wonder how much money we spent on that survey, and does this mean that more men are going to end up going blind?

Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometime it seems, to me anyway, if we pooled all of the wasted money being spent in the United States, (can anyone say Meg Whitman), we might actually have enough money to spend on educating our children.  Just a thought.  I know, I am stupid for even suggesting it.  Those damn kids don't need decent schools, they might grow up and actually work on fixing our broken society.  What would we do then?