Did You Know This And That At Your Mat?

So a little did you know for all today at my hall. Warning though, some of it is nasty that I give a go. But at least I give you tips, may save those hips.

Cashews are great,
Eat them by the plate.
But did you know,
They can make you itch down below?

As in your ass crack?
Yep, such an itch attack.
If not processed right,
Like eating poison ivy at your site.

Jellybeans for you?
Mmmm yummy at your zoo.
Chow down all day.
Time for dismay.

Their shiny coat,
Has your vote,
It's made from bug crap.
Shiny apples too take such a lap.

Drink dispensers are great.
Fast and a cheap rate.
At least most times,
Some have high fee crimes.

But don't dismay,
It gets worse studies say.
50% of them are great,
The other 50% contaminated with fecal bacteria is their fate.

Wine is great too.
Get drunk at your zoo.
Well many don't any longer,
A few come on stronger.

They stomp the wine,
Nasty to the ocd of the feline,
With their bare feet.
Foot fungus wine, a tasty treat.

Ready to chow down on your meat?
Another tasty treat.
Pink slime, mechanically separated meat,
Your mouth can meet and greet.

Treated with ammonia it is,
The stuff from the cleaning product biz.
But never fear at your sea,
It can only be used as 15% filler with no labeling for thee.

Don't you want to go chow down now? Itchy ass cracks and foot fungus wine must really wow. Good luck getting that out of your head. At least you aren't like the meat and dead. That should suffice more than gas, at least to many who aren't my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.