Instead Of That Do This! You Can't Miss!

Would it not be interesting to do the opposite of what you usually do just to see what happens at your zoo? But what opposite would that be? There could be many opposites at ones sea. At least for some things while others just hide away in the wings.

Instead of sitting, stand.
Better for your back at your land.
Or so they say.
Another opposite is to lay.

Instead of going to work,
Call in sick with a smirk.
Jump a boat to Timbuktu.
We may never again see you.

Instead of no say yes.
Could leave you in a mess.
But instead of yes say no.
Then it evens out at your show.

Instead of being nice,
Tell all what you think with spice.
You may get a fist to the face,
Or maybe a nice embrace.

Instead of driving away,
Walk at your bay.
Get some exercise too.
I hear that's good for you.

Instead of a kiss give a lick.
Okay, that may be kinda sick.
But it is another affection way.
Dogs do it, ummm okay.

Instead of talking out your butt,
Listen at your hut.
That might be a better skill.
But talking out your butt could thrill.

Instead of whining, do.
Too bad many believe it to be untrue.
Whine, whine and whine some more.
Just get it over with at your shore.

Instead of looking down, look up.
A new view with face out of a cup.
Or cell phone and texting fluff.
I know, cause for a huff and puff.

Instead of sleeping in bed,
Dance the night away causing neighbors dread.
Hmmm okay, maybe not,
Sleep the cat needs a whole lot.

Nine out of ten is not bad here at my pad. Or maybe just eight, licking like a mutt might not be a good fate. Now that cat has made you think or just brought you to the brink. Either way I can still give sass with my ever so opposite little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.