Facebook Announces That All Other Essential Functions Will Be Split Off Into Other Apps As Well

Users have been complaining about Facebook’s recent decision to soon remove messages from their mobile app and shift them entirely over to the Facebook Messenger app. However, Facebook apparently commented recently that: “Users haven’t seen anything yet.”

According to the supposed comments, Facebook intends to split off all essential Facebook functions from their mobile app and put each into a separate, dedicated app. Soon to be released include the Facebook News Feed app (separate versions for most recent and top stories), Facebook Groups app, Facebook Status Update app, Facebook View Your Own Wall app, Facebook Post Pictures app, Facebook View Pictures app, Facebook View the Picture You Just Posted app, and more.

“Hell,” a Facebook spokesperson allegedly remarked, “the only thing that is going to be left on the actual mobile app will be ads. Only, you’ll still have to have it for the other apps to work. Enjoy!”

User’s were reportedly furious, but no one paid any more attention to them than normal…certainly not Facebook. Friendster supposedly asked if anyone missed it yet. MySpace was reported to merely giggle at the news.