She was normal when we bought her.

Our dog spends 80% of her day in her “corner.”

She’s got a great view of the yard, the driveway, and the road.

Her job is to bark wildly should she spot a squirrel or the UPS truck.

PROBLEM:

She has absolutely no idea what to do if another dog stops by.

Most dogs love to play with other dogs.

Ours doesn’t. She moans and complains and wanders away.

After conducting extensive research,

numerous appointments with psychologists,

and devouring a large bag of pretzels all by myself,

I figured out why my dog doesn’t want to play with other canines.

So, if SHE’S a human…I must be a dog.

Frankly, I love to eat table scraps and go for walks.

And I like playing with dogs, napping, and sitting on the couch.

Ohmygosh, this  revelation explains so much!

Oops. Gotta go.

Time for my human to take me for a walk.