Attention all robbers…

Today, we are driving home from vacation.

We aren’t going to be in a good mood

‘cuz of mosquito bites, sunburn,

and poison ivy.

Along the way, we’ll see the inevitable signs

that our trip will become more complex.

So, if you’re a robber inside our house,

you’ll have plenty of time to steal stuff.

Please thank us by not making a huge mess.

Oh, and make dinner before you leave, okay?

Be advised that you won’t be alone.

I’ve installed a new alarm system.

It’s quiet, but effective.

They are dressed for fall, because it’s almost time for school.

Please don’t knock them over while you carry the piano out the door.

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Take another road trip…and don’t forget to activate the house alarm.