Ain’t too proud to beg (for your address)

If you’ve been hanging around the new website or my Official Author Facebook Page, A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Me Inc., you may have noticed that I’ve been making a big push to get you to sign up for my mailing list.

Then again, maybe you didn’t, because it’s entirely possible you’re not on the list yet.

Then again, maybe you haven’t been hanging out here or my Official Author Facebook Page, etc., etc. In which case, I have to wonder what’s wrong with you. And how you’re reading this right now.

In any case, maybe now that I’ve made a pest of myself, you’re thinking, “Craig, I want to make this good. How do I sign up for your mailing list?”

Glad you asked.

How to sign up for my mailing list

On this page, or on any page on the site, you can snake down to the bottom right-hand corner, enter your e-mail address, hit submit, and you’re golden.

I’ve provided a handy-dandy illustrated guide below:

But maybe you’re saying, “Craig, I love you, man, but I’m totally here by accident. I prefer to do my mailing list whatnot on Facebook, where the action is.”

I can’t blame you there, pal. Luckily, I have an option for you there, too.

When you’re on the Official Author Facebook Page—and, please, make sure it’s the author page, where I’m looking all authorial, and not my personal page, where I’m likely to take selfies with my dogs—you should be able to see a “join my mailing list” link in the toolbar at the top. Simply click and enter the information.

Again, here’s a visual guide:

‘Why should I sign up for your mailing list, Craig?’

Don’t be insolent. Just do it.

Sorry. Sorry. I haven’t had patience since before the war.

Why?

Because I like you. And because I’m occasionally going to send you stuff you might be interested in, like information about new releases, book tours, upcoming parties, my plans to sleep on your couch, etc. It’s better that you know these things direct from me, if you get what I’m saying.

Also:

Because I’ll only send you useful stuff.
Because I’ll never spam you.
Because I’ll never sell your name. Ever.
Because I like you.
Yes, even you.

Seriously, dude, tell me

Well, I already have. But there’s also this:

You want to know when the pre-sale for signed copies of The Fallow Season of Hugo Hunter happens. There are going to be a lot of extra goodies included in that.

That will be announced to e-mail subscribers, and the sale won’t last long.

It’s coming, any day now. And it will be over with a month later.

You don’t want to miss it.

Also, because I like you.