Two Weeks to Gates of Thread and Stone

TWO weeks left until Gates of Thread and Stone. I’ve lost the ability to function. HOW MAKE WORDS?

After stalking the UPS truck for weeks, it finally stopped outside my house last week. The UPS guy handed over a box, and I promptly died. Then my daughter tossed me some Phoenix Down, and I opened the box to find pretty, pretty paperbacks!!! *squee*

I was only expecting 10. I got 25 instead o_o WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL OF THEM?

And then yesterday, the UPS truck stopped again!!! And delivered these:

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