I've got some swampland in Florida….

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So, over at my website email, I get like five or so of these a day.  Seriously, a day.  I could be a millionaire a million times over if only I'd respond in a timely manner.  And apparently I am well-loved in over twenty countries by people I've never heard of who out of the complete goodness of their hearts leave all...