Logical Extension Of The ICP Decision
Well, Insane Clown Posse fans are apparently still legally classified by the FBI as a criminal gang. Instead of talking about how ridiculous this seems to me, I thought we should think about the obvious implications of maintaining such a classification for these circumstances:
- Members of the Kiss Army should be potentially classified as enemy combatants
- The Chuck Palahniuk fan club (“The Cult”) needs to stock up on some Kool-Aid.
- Some Arabian tribe is going to have to start obeying the commands of The Iron Sheik.
- Colonel Sanders should be posthumously promoted to General.
- The Presidents of the United States of America will have to retire because they’re served more than their constitutional two terms.
Does this seem stupid yet?
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