Banjo & Bubble Just Waiting for New Books

Daddy Tim & Trent went away AGAIN for, like, ever! This nice strange human lady came to feed us each day...

Banjo: Well, Bubble told me she was nice, I was busy each day investigating under the Daddies sleeping place each day when she was here. Bubble: You were hiding.
Banjo: I was not hiding. The Mousies were up to something upstairs. I had to investigate.
Bubble: Hiding. The moment she came in the front door. You vanished.
Banjo: It was a Mousie conspiracy. I had to lay on Blue Ball. It was an emergency.
Bubble: Daily? Whatever. We are just waiting for Daddy Tim to bring us new kitty books to review. 
Banjo: Daddy Tim is also working on a new book, so he doesn't have as much time to read to us.
Bubble: If humans didn't have so many words, I'd learn to read for myself.
Banjo: It's not worth it. Besides, that's one of the reasons we keep them around.
Bubble: Thumbs and reading and laps.
Banjo: And Schnuggins. Schnuggins are very nice.
Bubble: And they throw a mean Pink Baby.
Banjo: Don't forget pettings.
Bubble: Yes. So they better not leave us for days on end again. I could just express my opinion of Daddy-less days with a hairball.
Banjo: Ignoring them works good too. They follow you through the house saying "What's wrong, Booboo?" Let's do that for a few days.
Bubble: OK...after some more lap time 
Banjo: And a few books.
Bubble: Yes, Daddy Tim promised books! Let's go remind him.