Bumblebee, A Poem by Ruby the Dog

Bumblebee
A Poem by Ruby the Dog

 

Yay, it’s so sunny in my backyard territory!!!
There are no squirrels around
And the grass smells fucking awesome

 

Look, there’s Mister Bumblebee
Let’s play, buddy!

 

My human talks at me
Blah blah blah HAPPY DOG
Blah blah blah NOTHING BOTHERS HER
Blah blah blah CHASING BUGS

 

Now, I could clearly play that guy for a treat
But I’d rather have fun with you, my tiny insect friend
Yip! Yip! I love you!
I shall lick you in a sign of my undying affection
Leap yip chomp smooch and…

 

BERF! That kinda hurt.

 

Whoa, my human’s losing his shit
Blah blah blah BUMBLEBEE STING
Blah blah blah ALLERGIC REACTION
Blah blah blah EMERGENCY ROOM

 

Wait a minute.
I can see what this means.
Time to lose my ever-freaking mind!

Sure, my human said I’m ALWAYS HAPPY
But he’s never seen this level of emotion
Because now I’m getting a…

 

CAAAAAAAAAAR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!
Yip yip yip AOOOOOOOO!
The windows are down
We’re speeding the whole way
Doggie Nirvana is mine

 

Sniff sniff
If only my little bumblebee friend could see me now.

 

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