If You Want Bingo Forget The Text Lingo!

Ever get the feeling one is out to confuse you? Yeah, I know that is a daily thing at my zoo. But at least the cat uses words you can read at your feed. At least most of the time. Hell, let's just get to the rhyme.

How many PH is had?
Depends, is PH mad or sad?
Did you explain the thing?
The thing has a familiar ring.

TGD today all!
Did you miss last call?
Try the thingy in the thing.
That has a dirty ring.

RLO is coming near.
I will not shed a tear.
That thingy is great.
Such a thingy fate.

Try FVC today!
Do I have to pay?
LSW is your size.
You don't sound wise.

TRM has all the luck.
Must be a lucky duck.
RWY has your back.
I'm sure it doesn't lack.

Wise folks FGS a thing.
Is thing your only known ring?
Try biting OQD things.
Thing gets many dings.

DRB has it made.
Can we trade?
Tricky PRF stuff.
Did it huff and puff?

WFC has your number.
Stalking me while I slumber?
TWH is the very best.
Oh come now, you jest.

QGS is on top of it.
I hope not on top of umm spit.
GEW at you.
Screw you too.

AZU is your last chance.
No thanks on first glance.
EBC you are alright.
You are still a alphabet fright.

Did you know that people are dumb enough to say phone speak out loud at their show? Heard it the other day as letters is all they seemed to say. Oh they said thing and thingy too, quite a few times at their zoo. I bet they were taking a swearing pass and did not want to offend my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.