Hmmm I Say, Never Thought About It Until Today!

So the cat was hopping about and found an interesting shout. "Should there be a competitor to the Olympics every two years?" I guess the would please the Olympic watching dears. But what would it be called? Did you just go all fourth walled?

The Rally!
From hills to valley,
We give you the best.
Even a nude contest.

Love Yourself!
From human to elf.
All can win and gloat,
So other humans will take note.

Sports That Aren't Sports!
No, not basketball courts.
Stuff like the one legged race.
Not a sport, sorry for the sad face.

Tricky Balls!
Could get cat calls.
Could entice Anthony Weiner.
The playboy mansion now sounds cleaner.

Virtual Sport!
They build a snow forrt.
Then sit behind it and type.
You watch over Skype.

Advertiser Games!
They even have a cup of flames.
Budweiser is on the side.
Beer and fire, take pride.

Make Like An Animal Event!
That would sure pay their rent.
Jump around like a horse,
While hitting a little ball on a golf course.

Guess That Sport!
Something you may want to report.
Warning, not for young eyes.
What? It's not a sport when you unzip flies?

Nursing Home Runs!
Look at those wrinkly buns.
They run down the hall.
I hope they don't fall.

Olympics 2.0!
Lame, I know.
But then each can wage war.
Olympics vs. Olympics 2.0....still a bore.

Think there needs to be something new or some competition for their Olympic zoo? McDonalds would be glad as they could sell like mad. Sponsors everywhere would rejoice and look, a choice. Bah, just more crap in mass. Forget anything was ever said by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.