Let’s Recite The Erisian Audacity Prayer

In the spirit of Discordianism, I think today is a good time to recite the Erisian audacity prayer. I know Discordians seldom, if ever pray, but whatever:

Eris: grant me the audacity to try to change the things I cannot change,

the apathy to skip changing the things I can,

and the ignorance to think there’s a difference.