The Toddlerizer

Do you want rock hard, washboard abs?  Do you want them in 21 days or less?  Do you want to, in fact, terrorize impress your friends by pulling up your shirt at inopportune moments just to show them off?  Then you’re in luck, because do I have the solution for you.

Imagine doing crunches while a 30 pound human being sits on your stomach, gleefully shouting “whee!” with every rise and fall.  Imagine doing leg raises and, indeed, attempting to hold that coveted heels 6″ off the ground posture while that same tiny human hurls its weight back against your knees!  All still while shouting “whee!” and laughing at your ensuing agony!

Imagine the fun you’ll have!

The toddlerizer is available for three easy payments of one fun night with your partner, room and board for (at least) two decades and one savings-crippling college fund!

Act now!