Oops, I Did It Again!

I pretended I was young, hip, and happening and knew what was going on in the MTV world enough to watch the Video Music Awards. Sure, I don't watch it, but I've heard of the Jersey Shore and The Hills. That's what MTV plays now, right? Fake reality shows? No? Oh, they're still making themselves out to be a video music source, haha, who knew? Okay, so I'll bite. I bit. I watched the "Video Music Awards" only to find out (yes) I don't know who a quarter of these people are anymore.

Ack.

Sure, I k...