J'ai m'appelle Dorktastique Incroyable

In yesterday's email:

Pamie,

Having recently visited Paris this past July, I can personally attest that any self-imposed requirement to learn French is unnecessary. I tried to learn a few phrases and found that all I needed was the basics: "hello", "please/thank you", and "do you speak English?". Beyond that, most Parisians I dealt with speak enough English to cope with you (especially the wait staff at any brasserie or cafe I went to) and they're still nice to you when they figure out you're...