Scary!

Phil Spector’s mug shot has been making the rounds at the protest of his wife, who complains that “They took my husband’s freedom and dignity. So why not his hair?” Oh, poor Phil baby. When you’re convicted of murder, you give up your freedom, your crazy toupees, and you go to jail (nineteen years for killing actress Lana Clarkson).

What, toupees? You mean, this wasn’t his real hair?


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Or this, the later court appearance Barry Manilow-meets-Ellen Degeneres style makeover?


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But surely, the r