One-Stop Partytime Shopping…For Cats

It’s eleven o’clock – do you know where your kitteh is? Unsupervised cats-about-town head for Roppongi Station, where they can load up on CATNIP TEA from this handy partytime vending machine. They don’t even have to flash a fake ID!

I badly wanted to test the mood-altering properties of this heady elixir, but with cats costing as much as a used car in Japan, I couldn’t find anyone to volunteer their feline for this important scientific work. Any takers? (=^ェ^=)

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.