Glow-In-The-Dark Skeleton Vending Machine

Looking for a dinner companion who will light up when you’re near, even if you’re only eating Cup Noodles by the glow of your computer screen? Look no further, Forever Alones, now that there’s a vending machine that dispenses cute little glow-in-the-dark skeletons designed to cavort along the rim of your glass! A take-off on the wildly popular schoolgirl figures, one of the Skeletors even comes with a zombie lemon.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.