There Is Just No Way To Adequately Respond To This

There is just no way to adequately respond to the article I’m about to link to. I first read it a few days ago and I just stared at it. I’m just as floored today as I was then. I mean, what can you possibly say to it that would be adequate? Just take a look:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-allegedly-returned-enemas-cvs-article-1.1181642