Yummy Distractions

Did you ever notice how tasty and delicious distractions are? They can look good, sound good, feel good, and taste good, can't they? But they do have an intention, you know. They aim to distract. Seems pretty obvious, huh? But that's the thing about distractions, isn't it? They oftentimes don't look like distractions at all. They often look perfectly reasonable, and seem perfectly acceptable. But how reasonable, and how acceptable, can they really be when we go running and leaping and scurryi...