I’ll See Your Triple Burger And Raise You A Shrimp Puck!

What is Lotteria thinking? Seriously, how could you even bite that thing? I’m not talking about the triple-decker beef-o-rama – I’m eyeing that fried shrimp tower-o-power with the shovelful of tartar sauce just waiting to squish out the other side and all over your shoes (and your socks and your pants and, basically, the shoes of anyone standing within a five foot radius.)

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.